Finishing that bottle of Jack was a bad idea! But I forgot that 3 shots ago. Buying a mind you, 1-way ticket to Boracay was also a bad idea. But I also forgot that while taking said shots. Oh well. Might as well drink (some more)! Boracay, the ultimate party island! A refuge for young and weary urbanites looking for a “spring break”. Like wine with cheese, beer with pizza, Bora goes well with cocktails. Here are some parings:
Long Island and Happy Hour Right after having an awesome ribs lunch at I Love Hawaiian BBQ, head to Sur at Station 1 for buy one take one cocktails. Go ahead and order the Long Island. With a dash of rum, gin, vodka and tequila, it’s magic! Get yourself a sun lounger, relax. Nothing will bother you after downing your first set. Who cares if it’s 2pm? You’re on vacation. That’s your new mantra.
Tequila Sunrise at Sunset Forget watching sunsets by the shore, you’ve done that one too many times. Gather your buddies and hire a paraw (outrigger sail boat) instead. Prep some drinks before heading out. San Miguel, check. Emperador light, check. Mix some orange juice, tequila (of course!) and grenadine with lots of ice and you’ve got yourself a tequila sunrise. Happiness, check!
Adios Motherfucker and Cliff Diving Juice Bar’s signature mix, the Adios, lives up to its name! Take my word for it. I’ve seen one too many beautiful disasters over this fucker. It will give you courage to dance on table tops and it’ll make you believe you can conquer that 40-ft cliff at Ariel’s Point.
Beware the Pink Panther Convince yourself you want a quiet night and just lounge at White House. Ask the waiter what’s good to drink and he’ll recommend the Pink Panther. Girly, pink, looks like a slushie so you think it’s harmless. It’s sweet and delicious, perfect for hot summer nights! You order another round.. and another.. and another. Next thing you know, you’re waking up the morning after with a “wtf” expression! Drink it in stride. You have been warned.
Mojitos and Chori Burger Want the best mojitos on the island? It’s at the Two Seasons. That lime minty sweet concoction is a guaranteed thirst quencher! The acidity might make your stomach churn though so might as well grab some spicy chori burger with it. Extra sauce, manong!
The infamous 15 Shots and Lessons Learned Various techniques may be tried to conquer these bad boys. You can try half now/half later, the 5-5-5, or just straight them all up. Doesn’t matter, same results. Even if Cocomangas has lost its luster, the shots are still ummm, worth a shot. Here’s what we learned: bragging rights, having your name plate on the wall and that free shirt is worth it, nesting a hangover on the trip to Kalibo is not! Cheers!
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